Firing Lane

This episode challenges a Florida Politics narrative that declares Lieutenant Governor Jay Collins "fallen," arguing the story is driven by biased coverage and pay-to-play media dynamics rather than facts. It reviews Collins’ military and legislative record, DeSantis’ measured praise, and the misleading use of early polling to declare inevitability. The host exposes how advertiser influence and premature narratives shape political coverage, explains why Collins’ cautious timeline is strategic not weak, and contrasts a service-oriented candidacy with a media-driven power model. Listeners are urged to look beyond headlines, consider the record, and stay engaged in the 2026 primary conversation.

In this episode Croaky Caiman profiles Florida Lieutenant Governor Jay Collins — a decorated Green Beret and amputee turned statewide official — and contrasts his governing background with the performative, clip-driven political class that dominates Florida media. We unpack the January 2026 controversy over an edited clip about speech and antisemitism, showing how context and constitutional nuance were flattened into performative outrage, and explain the real First Amendment issues at stake. The episode argues that Collins’ focus on results and ordered liberty threatens the noise-driven primary ecosystem, and that the preemptive attacks on him reveal more fear of competence than genuine concern about civil liberties.

This episode explores Bacon’s Rebellion (1676) and argues that America’s first major political crisis began with a collapse of legitimacy—governors grew distant and failed to protect people, provoking unrest rooted in insecurity and institutional failure rather than ideology. It shows how Virginia’s elites responded by reasserting status and order, and draws parallels to today: legitimate concerns (like immigration and cultural continuity) are being turned into permanent emergencies that excuse power grabs and enrichment. The episode’s central warning is that stability requires responsibility and reform, not distraction and endless outrage; institutions survive when leaders reclaim their duties, not when they manufacture crises.

In this episode Croaky calls out the "circular firing squad" in Florida GOP politics: James Fishback the Florida decoy candidate and his confused groyper followers lie because Jay Collins' resume (24 years Special Forces, state Senate wins, service-first life) is unbeatable. Why smear a hero when truth works? If you care about facts over theatrics, preserving Florida's conservative gains for the nation, and real leadership in 2026 – this is essential. Listen now

Switch your selector from safe to semi – because the world just went full auto. In this explosive post-op episode, host Croaky Caiman breaks down the January 3, 2026, U.S. decapitation strike that snatched Nicolás Maduro from his bed in Caracas. Zero U.S. casualties. Dozens dead on the Venezuelan side. Maduro and his wife now in Brooklyn's MDC, pleading not guilty to the unsealed superseding indictment – all cocaine conspiracies, no fentanyl, just like Croaky called months ago. No cheering. No panicking. Just raw, nuanced truth: Was this legal? Legitimate? Dangerous? (Spoiler: All of the above.) The fentanyl hype vs. the cocaine reality – and JD Vance's awkward mea culpa. Mission creep incoming: Trump says "we're gonna run their oil... run the country." Quagmire alert? Blowback risks, interim chaos with Delcy Rodríguez, protests in Caracas, global condemnation at the UN. Why conservatives need to demand structure NOW – before the next president games the system.