The Hollow Men of the “Right”: Conservatism vs. Clicks
Owning the libs isn’t a philosophy. Conservatism is the hard work of mastery—of self, impulse, and pride. The hollow men sell rage; we defend civilization. New episode: why standards are more important than clout.
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October 7th Why We Remember
🕯️ October 7th was not just an attack on Israel. It was an attack on civilization itself.
Grandparents burned alive. Children executed on livestream. And within days, Western academics and influencers were lighting candles—for the murderers.
This isn’t about borders or policy. This is about remembering what happens when evil is rebranded as “resistance,” and human life becomes a debate-team exercise.
Listen for why “Never Again” must mean something. And why forgetting October 7th ensures it will happen again.
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Obamacares Ghos: GOP Keeps Losing Healthcare War It Should Have Won
In this Episode Croaky goes over the Obamacare Subsidies that have led to the current Shutdown and what the fight is really about. He covers the origin of Obamacare and the actions that have led to our current issues.
Listen in, as always Language Content warning:
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JD Vance Thinks You're Too Dumb To See He's Lying About ACA Subsidies
In this episode, Croaky takes aim at JD Vance’s latest fairy tale — the claim that Republicans had the “foresight” to handle ACA subsidies expiring. Spoiler: they didn’t. The so-called Big Beautiful Bill hospital fund wasn’t prophecy. It was a payoff to nervous Republican senators after Medicaid cuts nearly collapsed rural hospitals.
Now Vance wants you to believe a band-aid slapped on a self-inflicted wound somehow covers millions losing subsidies. It doesn’t. Families — especially older, rural, Republican voters — will see premiums skyrocket, and rural hospitals will be left even weaker as paying patients disappear.
This isn’t conservatism. It’s theater. It’s the dumbest manifestation of Republican politics since Harding’s poker-table cronies. And when the bill lands in mailboxes, voters won’t remember the spin. They’ll remember who handed it to them.
👉 Listen here:
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Weekend at Comey's: Indictment: Sunglasses, Corpses, and Political Theater
Trump’s DOJ has done its best Weekend at Bernie’s impression — dragging a dead case back into court, slapping sunglasses on it, and calling it justice.
In this episode, Croaky breaks down:
Why the FBI already closed Arctic Haze in 2021 — and why reviving it now is absurd.
The wafer-thin charges: one false statement, one obstruction, and a third count the grand jury itself refused.
The real misconduct Trump’s DOJ skipped: Comey’s memos.
How Trump’s missed opportunities and distraction tactics are undermining accountability.
Why Florida conservatism looks like Byzantium while national MAGA drifts into late-stage Rome.
👉 It’s not law. It’s theater. And it’s Weekend at Comey’s.
🎧 Listen now on Firing Lane.
Croaky Caiman is natures humble janitor just here to take out the trash through political discourse. Listen to Croaky Caiman, a conservative intellectual cartoon gator, have conversations with people from all backgrounds about current events, history, the U.S. political system, and law through sharing his extensive knowledge with a bit of humor and intermittent swear words. Not recommended for listeners under age 18.
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