It’s time to unpack the 2025 Met Gala, a historic event which promised to honor the legacy of Black dandyism, but occasionally veered into Ringling Brothers territory. On this very special episode, we break down the hits, the misses, and the bizarre props that celebrities lugged onto the red carpet. From the triumph of actual tailoring (hi, Zendaya) to Marc Jacobs’ unforgettable perm, we discuss it all!
Ps. Have you ever wanted to see the looks that we are talking about while we talk about them? If you join our Patreon (Anthony Marentino tier and above) you can access our Met Gala episode in video form. No, your girls are not on camera, but you can see every single outfit and visual reference that we talk about.
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219: On Beyoncé, JoJo Siwa, Hacks
On this week’s episode, we dive into Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter tour, JoJo Siwa’s hard pivot from lesbian to queer, Lana’s Stagecoach performance, Jack Schlossberg’s one-man Met Gala boycott, the controversial Boy Smells rebrand, Isamaya’s journey into Sephora, Jeff Goldblum and Braindead’s “Goldblooming” cologne, the trailer for Netflix’s latest Nantucket thriller Sirens, and the excellent new seasons of Hacks and The Rehearsal. Also, it’s only three more sleeps until the Met Gala! Gird your loins.
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218: On Coachella, Liza Minnelli, Phoebe Philo
Lauren’s had a deeply f**ked up day, yet we still managed to chat about Isaac Mizrahi’s cabaret act , the uncertain future of the Arclight theater, Kstew’s Silverlake wedding, Gaga’s Coachella performance, the Liza Minnelli documentary, Duran Lantink and Johnathan Anderson’s new gigs, and Phoebe Philo’s latest collection.
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217: On Sex and the City: A ‘Vogue’ Idea
Today we celebrate the episode where Carrie gets drunk at Vogue, Samantha reluctantly orchestrates a threesome, Charlotte plans Miranda’s baby shower, and Miranda grapples with the challenges of impending motherhood. Plus: in-depth analysis of the new And Just Like That trailer and a recap of Lauren’s baby shower 🍼
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216: Piper, No! An Ill-Advised Hotline Episode
Chelsea is in Greece, so we are answering some recent hotline calls about topics including SJP’s fast fashion line Bitten, Parker Posey’s career, Ottessa Moshfegh-adjacent book recommendations, post-breakup revenge, and more!
After spending years dispensing bitchy fashion commentary on their viral Instagram account Every Outfit on Sex and the City, hosts Chelsea Fairless and Lauren Garroni realized that they have highly specific opinions about other things, too. Every Outfit is a weekly show born from our deeply unhealthy, lifelong obsession with fashion and popular culture. It’s like The View (but less geriatric) meets Fashion Police from two best friends who have spoken at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, but have also done SponCon for vibrators. New episodes every Friday.