Pete: "This Was One of the Worst Things I've EVER had!"
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s chaos, comedy, and questionable eyebrows as Abbey and Peter dig into the most unfiltered Ask Me Anything yet.Fresh from kids’ birthday party madness and some early-morning meltdowns, the gang swap wholesome parenting plans for brutally honest beauty confessions. Pete faces eyebrow-gate from Abbey and everyone debates what makes someone actually attractive.We hear listener dilemmas involving secret pregnancies, Christmas apart, and one ear-crawling spider that shook us all to our core.Plus, a full-blown dissection of Stockport vs. Liverpool, how to fake drinking at weddings, and the eternal question: what exactly is a thighbrow?It's one for the ages. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
--------
40:06
--------
40:06
Russell Kane: Toxic Friends, Confused Men & Wellness Scams
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by award-winning comedian, writer, and podcaster Russell Kane—and it’s safe to say no topic is off-limits. From parenting hacks to the perils of cancel culture, Russell dives headfirst into the contradictions of modern masculinity, fitness fads, and finding meaning in middle age. With his signature wit, he tackles everything from stick insects and supplements to co-sleeping dilemmas and the secret emotional lives of men. Russell drops explosive truths about historical icons on his hit podcast Evil Genius, and reflects on the unexpected lessons that come from fatherhood.Plus, there’s plenty of laughs about sex talk gone wrong, affirmations gone weird, and why a dog might be your best wingman. If you want to know what happens when someone tries mirror affirmations in a dressing gown while their partner dies laughing—this one’s for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
--------
1:03:12
--------
1:03:12
Abbey Opens Up About Losing Your Identity After Motherhood
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s another chaotic and hilarious Ask Me Anything with Abbey and Peter. From “MILF marketplaces” to fashion for knackered mums, no topic is off-limits. Abbey dishes out down-to-earth fashion advice for mums who’ve lost their style mojo, while Pete valiantly attempts spontaneity and fails hilariously.There’s debate over the rise of the “female playa,” why cats are definitely the rudest animals, and an in-depth naming session of their kids after Liverpool legends. Plus, the great Diet Coke vs. Full Fat Coke debate rages on, and one listener makes the gang cry-laugh with a mysterious message about… “laying bricks.”It’s messy, it’s mad, it’s very much The Therapy Crouch.#AskMeAnything #TheTherapyCrouch #Podcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
--------
38:58
--------
38:58
‘He Sent My Dad a Letter’: Steph McGovern’s Real-Life Stalker Nightmare
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by none other than journalist, presenter, and former engineer Steph McGovern!From fangirl moments with Bono to accidentally being mistaken for Lady Gaga, Steph’s journey from Black & Decker to BBC Breakfast is full of twists, triumphs, and turbo-charged career pivots.Steph opens up about her Middlesbrough roots, her engineering past (yes, she actually saved Black & Decker thousands), and how she clawed her way into television, starting from answering phones. The trio also dive into her new thriller novel Deadline, inspired by a chilling real-life stalker experience during her breakfast TV days.There’s tax talk, spreadsheet love-ins, and a candid chat about financial education and why schools need to do a better job preparing kids for the real world. And yes, there’s pressure washer appreciation, a champagne-fuelled paddle tennis recap, and a few snorts of laughter.If you’ve ever wondered how to pivot careers, why schools fail kids on money, or how to write a thriller rooted in reality, this one’s for you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
--------
59:52
--------
59:52
Single Mum Messaging Your Man? Abbey’s Brutal Advice
On this week's episode of The Therapy Crouch, it's sunshine, sports days and sassy dilemmas as Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch return with a fresh round of Ask Me Anything questions. From competitive parent races to dental disasters, no stone is left unturned.The duo get hilariously honest about their kids’ school sports day, including the dreaded mums' 100m sprint (wombs beware!).We also hear from listeners navigating tricky relationship territory: from sobbing new dads missing their mates to suspiciously chatty football coaches, and a man whose idea of oral hygiene could end a marriage.Plus, the couple unpack the emotional load of new parenthood, midlife crisis golf trips, and the true trauma of bad breath. It’s chaos, it’s comfort, it’s classic Therapy Crouch. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.