Episode #739:
Bryan and Krissy are back with another jam-packed episode filled with gators, grifters, and giggles. Bryan recounts a harrowing—and hilarious—trip to a Florida gator farm, where the alligator Lucy may or may not be plotting a full-blown escape. Meanwhile, Jake Paul buys 5,600 acres in the swampy backwoods of Georgia (what could go wrong?), and Billy McFarland continues his delusional Fire Fest 2 journey, which now involves theater productions, ad-supported TV, and possibly marshmallow-fed reptiles.
Also on the docket
The Everglades: great for airboat rides, not great for your blood pressure
Fire Fest: now accepting offers via Craigslist (probably)
Mempho Festival 2025 lineup revealed—hello, Widespread Panic
Vintage TCB stickers and the finger-dip Molly days
A shoutout to Wendy the gator—official mascot of chaos
TCBit: Andy Dandy has a report on which terms the kids are using online.
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Executive Producer: Bryan Green
Producer: Astrid B. Green
Voice Over: Rachel McGrath
TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green
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1:14:03
Habeas Pump'em!
Episode #738: Bryan & Krissy discuss the intricate and secret process behind the Conclave slated to take place soon. Will we soon hear "Habeas Pump'em"? Or is it Habmeus pompem? We shall all find out once the black smoke turns white and the hard partying 75 year old men return with an answer. Then. South Georgia Sean calls in to talk about his unusual profession of nuisance control in the swamps of low country!
TCBit: WSHIT's Focus On Community takes a look at Pastor Pattycake and his traveling exorcism road show and meme coin!
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1:08:48
Someone Check on Bryan!
Episode #737: Bryan has a bee in his bonnet! Particularly for Grant Cardone and other filthy rich folks telling the rest of us "we know better". Bryan believes luck plays a BIG role in success and says so....very loudly. Someone needs to check on Bryan. Then, things mellow out a bit when Krissy & Bryan review a review of a swingers cruise and resort. The take away: Reviews of swingers resorts need to be better!
TCBit: The continuing saga of The Crabapple Women's Club...continues!
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Producer: Astrid B. Green
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TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green
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1:15:14
The Amazing Race...To The Bottom!
Episode #736: Bryan & Krissy discuss the go-go 90's and 2000's reality show boom. They recall the dumb race to the bottom as one show after another tried to pander to the lowest common denominator. As an homage to that "time and space" they review THE craziest reality show of them all: Next Superstar USA! A one season mock-american idol style singing contest, looking for the worst, not the best singer in America! It's cruel, crazy and nuts. Perfect for TCB.
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TCBit: Crabapple Mayor Slaughbush responds to critics regarding his appointing of Mr. Bettleberry as president of The Women's Club.
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TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green
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1:03:31
We Didn't Start The Fyre!
Episode #735: Bryan & Krissy discuss the (completely surprising) announcement that Fyre Fest 2 has been postponed...probably until never. then, Krissy takes a left turn when remembering that Mick Jagger had a restaurant in Atlanta called Micks (but he really didn't). Then, Bryan takes another left turn remembering when Justin Bieber took over a small neighborhood in Atlanta. Finally, the show comes right off the rails when the duo learns Heaven is just another NFT you can buy for $100. Try to keep up!
TCBit: Newly appointed President of The Crabapple Women's Club makes waves when he gives advice to the women of Crabapple.
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TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green
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