Bottoms Up! With Alan Carr and Lee Peart

This week on Bottoms Up! Alan’s got a fatberg lurking beneath his house and is determined to find out which of his friends have been clogging his pipes with wet wipes. Meanwhile, Lee updates us on his sister’s wheelie bin drama… plus, the boys also try the ‘legend-dairy’ MaliMoo cocktail - a questionable mix of coconut rum and milk that Lee used to drink back in the day.

They’re joined by social media sensation @Dan_The_Butler, who teaches them a thing or two about etiquette. How do you properly pour wine in and out of a decanter? What on earth are “magic balls”… and how do they clean it?

Drinks featured:

* MaliMoo Cocktail

* Terre da Vino Barolo DOCG Vendemmia

Drink responsibly, and as always… Bottoms Up!

Bottoms Up! With Alan Carr and Lee Peart is a Listen production.

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Chapters:

00:00 - Coming Up…

00:22 - Rum and Milk Cocktail?!

03:01 - Alan’s Got a Fatberg

09:29 - Alan’s Ultimate TV

11:10- Dan The Butler Joins The Boys

18:50 - How To Decant Wine

35:09 - Alan Drops His Balls
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This week on Bottoms Up! it’s April Fool’s Day… so what do Alan and Lee have planned for each other?

The boys swap stories about their best (and worst) excuses when calling in sick to work - and share their top tips for pulling off a convincing sicky. Plus, who ended up in a coma after an all-you-can-eat buffet?!

They put PrePear to the test to see if it really cures a hangover - washing it down with a questionable mix of tequila and wine, and a proper classic margarita courtesy of Lee.

Lee’s worried he’s put on weight (Alan is not helping), and after a brutal leg day, the lads talk fitness before things take a turn when Alan reveals his dog Rita has been making art with fireplace coals.

Plus, this week’s dilemma: Madison from Manchester needs an affordable wine to impress her older friends - and the boys also share their tips on bringing bottles back from abroad.

Drinks featured:

- PrePear Juice

-Tequila, Lime & Soda

- Classic Margarita (Tequila, Triple Sec & Lime)

- Studio by Miraval Rosé

- La Val Albariño

- Chablis Esprit de Chablis

Chapters:

00:00 - Coming Up…

00:24 - April Fool’s Day & Fake Sick Day Stories

05:59 - Alan & Lee Test a Hangover Cure… Does It Work?

09:48 - Has Lee Put On Weight?

15:37 - Alan’s Dog Made WHAT?!

20:20 - Lee’s Perfect Margarita Recipe

23:26 - Cheap Wines That Fool Everyone
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This week on Bottoms Up! Lee gets invited to a wine tasting… with absolutely no idea what he’s doing. Confronted with a spittoon for the first time, he’s faced with the ultimate dilemma: spit or swallow?

The boys sample Welsh wine from The Dell Vineyard and debate the correct way to tackle Cardiff’s legendary Chip Alley - mayo, cheese, curry sauce, or gravy? Plus, Lee recounts the time he nearly caused a scandal in a Welsh country pub… just for asking for a slice of orange in his G&T.

Meanwhile, Alan’s been forced into a digital detox after losing his phone, Lee’s gearing up for Easter, and Alan has some strong opinions about the state of chocolate eggs these days.

There’s also a brand-new segment, where the boys discover which wine pairs perfectly with Disco Scallops from The Broadcaster.

And joining them this week is The Affordable Wine Hunter (@affordablewinehunter), sharing his top supermarket hacks for the Easter Bank Holiday - including the secret of “Neighbours of the Famous”: bottles made just outside world renowned regions that deliver the same quality for a fraction of the price.

Drinks featured:

* Y Lleidr (“The Thief”) – The Dell Vineyard

* Ooh La La Sauvignon Blanc – The Broadcaster

* Le Bijou Rosé de Sophie Valrose – Waitrose

* Léon Perdigal Lirac 2023/24 – Majestic

Drink responsibly, and as always… Bottoms Up!

Bottoms Up! With Alan Carr and Lee Peart is a Listen production.

Get in touch with the show: [email protected]

Follow us on Instagram: @BottomsUpShow

Chapters:

00:00 - Coming Up…

00:24 - Lee’s First Wine Tasting (Spit or Swallow?!)

07:03 - Alan’s Forced Digital Detox

11:53 - Alan’s Easter Egg Rant

16:10 - Wine Pairing Disco Scallops?!

23:00 - Cheap Wine Hacks With The Affordable Wine Hunter
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Alan and Lee have been on a Royal Visit this week - and they’ve brought back Kate and Wills' favourite champagne. But on a private tour of Horse Guards Parade, what did they actually learn before getting distracted by a very handsome stable hand?

Alan’s been sucking on Lee’s bishop… after borrowing his travel chess set for a game of strip chess with Carol Vorderman (naturally). The pair weigh in on Timothée Chalamet’s recent opera comments, and Alan shares the time he took his mum to the opera - only for her to spend the night accosting Rod Stewart.

Wine expert Tom Gilbey is back with bottles in hand to chat about his new tour, Tom Gilbey: Absolute Filth, kicking off this September. Tickets and tour dates at tomgilbey.com

Plus, this week’s dilemma: what’s the perfect wine to throw at your enemy - while still looking fabulous?

Drinks featured:

* Pol Roger Champagne

* Guigal Côtes du Rhône

* Sainsbury's Taste The Difference Maipo Cabernet Sauvignon

* Jacob’s Creek Sparkling Shiraz

* Yalumba Galway Vintage Shiraz

* Esprit de Bugany Cotes de Provence Rose

Drink responsibly, and as always… Bottoms Up!

Bottoms Up! With Alan Carr and Lee Peart is a Listen production.

Get in touch with the show: [email protected]

Follow us on Instagram: @BottomsUpShow

Chapters:

00:00 - Coming Up

00:20 - A Very Royal Welcome Drink

07:00 - Alan Plays Strip Chess With Carol Vorderman?!

09:20 - Timothée Chalamet said WHAT?!

15:09 - Tom Gilbey Is Going On Tour!

33:55 - Listener Dilemma - The Perfect Wine To Throw
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It’s Oscar season on Bottoms Up!

Alan shares a showbiz story about the time he drunkenly gatecrashed a party thrown by Dame Judi Dench - with Kate Hudson in tow. Lee also gives his verdict on Jessie Buckley, the hot favourite for Best Actress in Hamnet.

The boys then take on the latest viral pub challenge: Splitting the ‘G’ on a pint of Guinness just in time for St Patrick’s Day.

Elsewhere in the episode, Alan finally puts the tabloid rumours about him being tight to bed, a chat about posh people and their pets, and Lee brings along a red wine so good it makes Alan cry.

Plus, this week’s wine dilemma asks: what’s the perfect bottle to celebrate the end of pregnancy?

Wine expert Helena Nicklin (@helenasips) also joins for an interactive drink-along to explain exactly why chocolate ruins wine.

Drinks featured in this episode

* Amie Red, Carignan

* Lidl Comte de Senneval Brut

* Norton Colección Malbec

* No.1 Chablis

* Little Giant Barossa Shiraz

* Cave de Tain Grand Classique Crozes-Hermitage

Drink responsibly, and as always… Bottoms Up!

Bottoms Up! With Alan Carr and Lee Peart is a Listen production.

Get in touch with the show: [email protected]

Follow us on Instagram: @BottomsUpShow

Chapters:

00:00 - Coming Up

01:46 - The Red Wine That Makes Alan Cry

07:23 - Alan Gatecrashes Judi Dench’s Party?

13:33 - Viral Pub Challenge: Can Alan and Lee Split The G?

18:48 - What Wine To Pop After Pregnancy?

30:12 - Drink-Along with Wine Expert Helena Nicklin
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