Stiff Socks

The boys spiral from suburban warfare over dog poop in a trash can into a full-blown midlife crisis fantasy involving green Lambos and unhinged license plates like “ID8 MOMS.” Along the way they debate spandex bike culture, Netflix turning vertical, cruise ship disappearances, and why LA ice cream flavors need to calm down. It all ends in with restaurant birthday rants, Sock Talk conspiracies, and one very committed stance on eating around the nuts.
Thanks to: Mint Mobile, ShipStation, GLD, Lumi Gummies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast

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01:36 – Plane story officially begins
09:44 – Missed flight story begins
27:20 – Burnt toast theory
29:32 – Waymo / remote drivers in the Philippines reveal
40:27 – Robot delivery + tipping
46:35 – Winter Olympics
48:27 – Norwegian bronze medal cheating confession story.
57:18 –  Award rabbit hole
Thanks to: Acre Gold, Good Chop, BlueChew, Shopify, and Quince for sponsoring the podcast

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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
The guys spiral from a story about an 88-year-old man showing up to a hospital with a World War I bomb shell lodged in his rectum into debates about youth basketball prodigies, getting dunked on by Carmelo, and whether Punxsutawney Phil is a government plant. Then they dive into AI renting humans to run errands, voice-cloning kidnapping scams and anti j.o. propaganda videos
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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
Thanks to: Golden Nugget Online Casino, PrizePicks, Lumi Gummies, 1-800-Flowers, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast

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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod 
Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks
🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com
🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com
02:34 – “2016 sucked”
2:45 - Bakersfield Stripclubs
17:48 – First open mics & bad outfits
22:58 – First apartment stories
33:54 – Internet heartthrobs & viral mugshots
50:00 - Choppelgangers
51:00 - Trevor and Fernando Mendoza????
55:22 – Body cam footage
55:00 – Sock Talk
56:00 - Landman Scene breakdown
59:00 - Creating Jingles 
01:04:42 – Secret Sock
Thanks to: ShipStation, Mint Mobile, and Ridge for sponsoring the podcast

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