White Women Are Embarrassing | Your Mom's House Ep. 809
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Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina kick things off with some good old fashioned white woman cringe. From Fergie massacring the national anthem to Kim Cattrall scatting, we've got a gauntlet of embarrassing singing in public for you to enjoy. Tom then opens the show with a clip of a wild mattress flip, before the Main Mommies get an update from Tony Johns, whose recent stint behind bars has put his Vegas plans on hold.
They then speculate on what King Ass Ripper, the cool guy who got away, has been up to. The two also talk about learning to speak mother tongues, black dudes not being amused by gay stuff, a vision update, buckets of brown, Enny thoughts, plus some horrible or hilarious clips, and a Vietnamese hair salon with a questionable name. Don't forget to check your b holes for sores!
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:00 - Fergie's Greatest Hits
00:05:56 - Clip: Kim Cattrall Scatting
00:08:17 - Clip: Big Jessica Simpson Energy
00:09:32 - Opening Clip: Bed Flip
00:14:45 - Tony Johns Is Locked Up
00:22:46 - Mother Tongue
00:31:18 - The Cool Guy Who Got Away
00:42:38 - Black Dudes Don't Like The Gay Stuff
00:45:37 - Vision Update + Tom's Poo Buckets
00:54:05 - Clip: Sores In Ma B Hole
00:54:50 - A New Challenge
00:59:07 - Enny Thoughts
01:03:46 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:06:54 - Vietnamese Hair Salon
01:11:08 - Dates
01:12:51 - Closing Song - "Fart Mic Assassins" by Brothers & Hendawg
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1:17:10
Tom Has Some BAD THOUGHTS | Your Mom's House Ep. 808
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Hey Jeans! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina are back from Fantasy Island and the Mommies kick things off with a classic opening clip that'll have you saying, "What?!"They catch up on Tony Johns’ latest adventures — including his Vegas sex scene and current courtroom drama — plus a surprise call from RPC where he seems down to drop everything and join the Vegas fun! Next, Tom drops the trailer for his brand-new Netflix show and debuts it for the all the Mommies first. Tim and Kirsten also weigh in on Mick Jagger’s wedding, Keanu’s appropriately aged girlfriend, Gwyneth Paltrow’s face situation, and why taking care of yourself before you're too old is the move. They next go down a TikTok rabbit hole which includes bad haircuts, buffets, secret menu items, portal jumping, Little Debbie honey buns, and fat-shaming in Thailand. All this, plus some music dreams, rougey cocktails, underage drinking nostalgia, lipstick plugs, and a whole lot of gay corn jokes. Pull those jeans up!
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:54 - Fantasy Island
00:09:49 - Opening Clip: WHAT?!
00:14:50 - Tony Johns + RPC Collab?
00:29:33 - YMH Exclusive: Bad Thoughts Full Trailer Premiere
00:35:46 - Lipstick Plug & Greased Up
00:37:55 - Mick Jagger Got Married
00:42:19 - Taking Care Of Yourself
00:48:22 - Clip: Ms. Pat Asks Trick Daddy About Diddy
00:49:32 - Clip: Black Light Daddy Pop Star
00:53:25 - Adult Beverages
01:01:47 - Christina's Curations
01:15:09 - Closing Song - "Any C*m In Those Balls" by TPK
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1:17:08
Brad Williams’ Little Problem With Snow White | Your Mom's House Ep. 807
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Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! Tom wants to have some fun and so does the guy in the opening clip. The Main Mommies also talk about a local news station tweeting a slur, neck veins, broads in space, influencers with down syndrome, and then share some more of "Enny's Thoughts."
We then welcome comedian Brad Williams into the MommyDome! Tom and Christina talk to him about dwarf fetishes, a new slur for tall people, Tiptoes, and Brad's thoughts on the new Snow White movie out in theaters. They also talk about the "Allah" of LP's, short people jokes, the challenge of following Brad's act, and bringing back shame in commonplace society. They also check out some horrible or hilarious clips and Toks! Try it out.
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:10 - Opening Clip: Let's Have Fun
00:08:35 - Clip: Farting Baddie
00:10:52 - Clip: 8 Head
00:12:23 - Big Word Blunder
00:19:17 - Clip: YMH Muppets
00:22:03 - Low-IQ Adults & Downs Influencers
00:25:29 - More Of Enny's Inner Thoughts
00:30:56 - Clip: Baseball Sock
00:37:55 - Clip: Neck Veins
00:39:42 - Broads In Space
00:42:28 - Nobody Can Follow Brad Williams
00:49:13 - Little Person Jokes
00:58:21 - Snow White & Tiptoes
01:05:55 - Try It Out
01:09:18 - A Christina P Thought & Ivanka Trump
01:18:29 - Horrible Or Hilarious
01:25:51 - TikToks
01:34:08 - Shame
01:40:36 - Wrap Up
01:41:47 - Closing Song - "RubRub Song" by DJ BOY BUTTER
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1:44:56
Too Hot For The Gays | Your Mom's House Ep. 806
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It’s a big week in the Mommy Dome — Tommy Smurfday and Christina P kick things off with a beautiful clip reminding us that fisting is more than a hobby — it’s an identity. That flows nicely into some stories from a Por Osos gay bar takeover where Tom was apparently the belle of the very gay ball. Meanwhile, CP confesses she had a dream that Tom adopted a selfishly sinful life that involved slurping white, kinky clubbing, and hanging out with Charlize Theron. Then it’s time for a call with Tony Johns, who updates the Mommies on why he got kicked out of a local dive bar, his new OnlyFans photo hustle, and his upcoming scene with Alexis Fawx. Speaking of MILFs, Mother’s Day is around the corner, so consider grabbing one of Mommy Christina's latest lipsticks for that special broad in your life.
We also get an Enny story about his dream girl who ruined it all with a single turd, and a deep dive into some toxic clips, some ladyboy goodness, and a TikTok buffet featuring sprite burps, gendered hair, buttered bread, tapi tapi, and a man with underwear on his head who may or may not be a genius. Plus Christina presents a dealbreaker scenario with a nudist and an environmentalist. This one’s packed tighter than a stuffed pet collection.
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:02:00 - Happy Smurfday
00:08:47 - Opening Clip: Brolapse
00:18:24 - Gay Bar Takeover & Christina's Dream
00:24:51 - Tony Johns Update
00:30:50 - Straight From The Worker's Mouth
00:40:51 - Mother's Day Lipstick Plug
00:41:19 - Clip: Different Level Woman
00:45:13 - Clip: Shopping For Cuties
00:47:44 - Nudist or Environmentalist?
00:52:11 - Enny's Inner Thoughts
00:59:17 - Christina's Curations
01:09:58 - Clip: Gender Affirming Pet Haircuts
01:11:15 - Clip: Masked Amigo
01:13:48 - Closing Song - "Let's Go Water Champ Tommy Buns Mix" by Sweet Mitchel
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1:16:27
Farts Are A Love Language | Your Mom's House Ep. 805
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This week on Your Mom’s House, it’s just the Main Mommies in the saddle — and things get deeply personal and deeply disgusting.
Tina gives us the full rundown on her recent colonoscopy journey, while a slightly jealous Tom has really leaned into his gross dad era — spitting loogies out the car window like an old Chinese man (Christine's words, not mine) and upping his fart game to unacceptable levels. They also give a brief review of The Minecraft Movie, praise Jason Mamoa, and discuss the rise of low-IQ adults on TikTok, and get into the latest unhinged chapter in the Tony Johns saga — this week included a landlord braw, an hour long arrest, and a little sledgehammering.
Plus, the Mommies revisit the legendary RPC’s Instagram for a reboot of an old classic clip, watch some horrible or hilarious videos, get re-acquainted with the Alaskan Avenger, and Tom shows some wild glove art from his show in Oklahoma City.
Grab your bidet, lower your IQ, and let’s get weird.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 805
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:15 - Tina's Colonoscopy
00:06:39 - Disgusting Habits
00:13:10 - Opening Clip: Enny's Inner Thoughts
00:22:01 - Clip: Smelly Flatulence
00:26:36 - RPC: Rebooted
00:36:03 - Minecraft Movie & Low-IQ Adults
00:42:43 - Tony Johns
00:47:53 - Clip: Soft Security
00:49:07 - Horrible Or Hilarious
00:53:00 - Spring Jackets
00:59:56 - The Alaskan Avenger
01:04:49 - Clip: Precious Man-Baby
01:08:01 - Clip: Water Cannons Are Scary
01:09:50 - Tour Dates
01:10:44 - Glove Actually
01:13:33 - Closing Song -"F.A.R.T." by Billy Robot
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À propos de Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!
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