As the Below Deck Med season limps to the finish line, Matthew gets on our every last nerve with his incessant emotional neediness. Meanwhile, Katie's boneheaded decision to end the season with two stews comes back to haunt her as Jemele Hill, Michael Eaves, and several other guests make an endless stream of requests.

It's an hour of healing on this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. First, Jen and Brooks bury the hatchet as Jen apologizes to Brooks for not interpreting her comments correctly. Then later, Lisa and Whitney broker a truce over gin and pie. We're just glad no one was ejected from a sunroof and sent tumbling down into a neighborhood.This recap is available to watch on video with Crappens on Demand. Check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57293652

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac, the women deal with the fallout of Saladgate 2021. It's a slut-shaming, lettuce-tossing, tea-bagging hour of drama and comedy. Damn, this show is great.

This week we teamed up with true crime podcast Sinisterhood to talk about Bravo crimes — new and forgotten — over the past several years.  What is your favorite Bravo crime?  And which one do you think needs more attention?This episode was originally released as a bonus ep on Patreon, but we decided we'd put it on our main feed too!  Enjoy!

The most buzzworthy season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in ages came to a conclusion this week as the women join Crystal to celebrate Chinese New Year's. It's not the most exciting episode, despite Kyle's best efforts to destroy Sutton and Erika's relationship. What did you think of the finale?**Watch the recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/57136840