Retrograde Amnesia: Comprehensive JRPG Retrospective

What a gentle looking face this statue of a woman has. And what gentle ears you have, listener, to hear us injecting life energy into sick people, confirming midi-chlorians, wearing capes from space, meeting a girl of exceptional courage, sexually harassing the nurse, spawning infinite trees that eat people, meeting another anime space princess, seeking Lutz who is also Noah, improving body and soul, blackening the earth, christening a special boy of destiny, and praying for your safety. Yes, we will make it a hospital.

00:00:00 Our Next Miniseries is…
00:02:23 Intro
00:05:14 Meese Sick House
00:14:46 Raja Falls Ill
00:20:56 Carnivorous Forest
00:31:26 Esper Mansion
00:45:48 Inner Sanctuary
00:56:06 Real Net
01:01:29 Outro 
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You shouldn't say such unscientific things. Let us us do it while we're somehow waltzing into another JRPG penguin town, "making improvements" to owls, creaming a guy, turning Chaz into a Hero Leader, buying a penguin follower, leading a breeder's life, slaughtering zombies, hearing word of man-eating trees, meeting Dark Element Lars, debating the relationship between monsters and computer, contracting illness, letting the kids go outside, and converting the inn into hospice. Rest in peace to those spirits who are victims of illness
00:00:00 Next Miniseries
00:02:35 Intro
00:05:26 Zosa
00:13:41 Zosa Houses
00:19:34 Climate Control Center
00:29:31 Reshel
00:30:43 Meese
00:35:13 Meese Houses
00:39:38 Real Net
00:45:30 Outro 
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My head is out of whack. Solve this neural distress with us as we're growing new hands, making sure vehicles don't get cut, admiring the galaxy map, solving the button mystery, shootin' goop, greeting a treasure chest, putting Satan in the computer, wishing for greater robot lore, pitch-shifting gak, contrasting red and black, failing to fix climate chaos, keeping a special car in space, busting through ice in our new car, speaking with cats, feeling a fond remembrance, and discussing the unparalleled beauty of badminton equipment. I am living a real life version of a life simulator.
00:00:00 Real True Videogaming
00:05:14 Dezolis Spaceport
00:09:23 Kuran
00:18:04 Dark Force
00:29:07 Zelen
00:35:48 Myst Vale
00:43:31 Real Net
00:48:02 Outro 
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Two fists is the best situation. But you can also use two ears to hear us speaking with fire, curating creamsicle outerwear, admiring the JRPG snow town, humping a rock, speaking an untranslatable pun, identifying foundational videogame farts, going hard on Tic Tacs, huddling tight on winter nights, looking at this lot with suspicion, buying armor we already have, blowing hats off, thinking of our favorite Tyler, installing a grandfather in every town, respecting father and mother, freebasing Pez, and expecting to see a spaceship buried under the snow grave cave. Trust that body to us. 
00:00:00 Coach Dad Update
00:02:47 Intro
00:05:12 Ryuon
00:18:41 Ryoun Houses
00:25:16 Ryoun Bar
00:34:52 Tyler
00:41:09 Tyler Houses
00:50:34 Tyler's Grave
00:52:52 Below the Grave
00:56:41 Real Net
01:03:10 Outro 
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What a flamboyant landing! Embrace the reentry glitz as we're always feeling like something is wrong, confusing Marvel Chrises, becoming divided over robots wearing cloaks, shorting out, feeling safe with Wren, witnessing a procession of absurdities, destroying an important temple, dragging an old man around with us, taking a "pleasure trip," guarding what's left of this place, summoning the pocket rover, and wondering if you can make soap dirty. How strange, it's raining machines.
00:00:00 Chris Promotes Goat Soap
00:03:07 Intro
00:05:10 Uncomfortable Space
00:08:21 Red Alert
00:12:50 Crash Landing
00:17:06 Dezolis - Temple of Raja
00:31:10 Dezolis World Map
00:38:24 Real Net
00:46:10 Outro 
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