Retrograde Amnesia: Comprehensive JRPG Retrospective

Do you like this kind of treatment? Audio injections of us imagining what Krup "tastes like," saying mighty cheeky things, emerging from the ground, freely restoring HP/MP, worrying about Dark Force, keeping a car in our pocket, fighting things with the car, looking all over the world for a fat dog, locating the secret bakery, dealing with earthquake surge pricing, recalling 9/12/2001, learning more about sinkholes, enshrining a heroine of yore, realizing this guy has a cuck chair, stealing joy from children, and refusing to buy into the immersion. Would this constitute some kind of clue?
00:00:00 Caught in the Act
00:02:04 Intro
00:05:17 Krup
00:09:48 Machine Center
00:14:16 Land Rover
00:20:25 Tinkerbell's Dog
00:28:19 Monsen
00:40:04 Monsen Houses
00:50:42 Real Net
00:59:19 Outro
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Only after destruction can we create a new world. Become reborn with us as we're playing in the cave in the church, living in idleness, filling pauldrons with puss, walking the red carpet, falling through a hole, obliterating a jobber, mistaking knees for ass, pulling more characters out of Bubblegum Crisis, showcasing medical power, taking a look at our own evil selves, confronting Zio, losing a rigged battle, applying healing magic that doesn't work, manifesting a car, and wondering if Phantasy Star IV invented primary protagonist incapacitation. School work is so stupid.
00:00:00 Robots In Disguise In Disguise
00:02:04 Intro
00:03:46 Kadary Church
00:12:39 Zio's Fort
00:19:18 Juza
00:21:45 Demi
00:27:35 It's Zio!
00:38:42 Krup Regroup
00:52:19 Real Net
00:57:08 Outro
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Do not run on the floor. Instead, run your ears on observing infinite lives, hearing about the troops, declining a free drink, enriching lives, rendering pixel ass, making sure they're bug ladies and not bunny ladies, splitting the cave-computer binary, tying into Phantasy Star III, decaying orbit, merging two guys into one guy, rejecting the M.E.T.A. meta, becoming annoyed at the cultists, uniting christ with computer, and blacking out at either snake church or tongue church. Purge the souls of the fools.
00:00:00 Coach Dad 1-0
00:02:23 Intro / Mechanical Man
00:05:41 Hunter's Guild
00:15:09 Hunter's Guild Back Room
00:18:43 The Ranch Owner
00:22:05 Wreckage
00:34:08 Passageway
00:39:56 Kadary
00:49:46 Kadary Buildings
00:58:04 Real Net
01:03:45 Outro
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We're ex-convicts, no one will marry us now. We're doomed to a life of observing the need to fix bridges, inhabiting a dead town, fearing dentist technology, bowling alone, refusing to trust the neighbors, Wet Banditing our own house, vomiting all over the wall, observing a fluid town, stealing husband's secret savings, losing a lot in translation, interpreting a poster, panty-raiding ourselves, sneaking out of an inn, refusing to tell a fortune, and drinking to numb the pain. I don't seem to be in good shape today, come back some other time.
00:00:00 The Server Has a Tattoo
00:04:14 Intro
00:06:22 World Map
00:09:32 Nayla
00:13:01 Nayla Buildings
00:28:37 Aiedo
00:36:54 Aiedo Buildings
00:45:43 Big Market
00:57:12 Jail
00:58:28 Real Net
01:02:20 Outro
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What on earth are you, and what is this place? To figure that out, we're doing it in the Birth Valley, re-entering the Techno Drome, expanding Chris' vocabulary, touring the Porsche factory, mixing monsters with machines, creating a bioactive environment, enjoying the Professor Holt bit, referencing Nei, citing sexy lady anime, determining the cat girl origin point, upsetting mother nature, stacking computers, breeding harmful monsters, meeting a computer child, and carrying the will of Seed. Sterilization treatment completed; please follow the line on the floor.
00:00:00 Marathon Man
00:03:06 Intro
00:04:32 Return to Birth Valley
00:05:45 Bio-Plant
00:21:32 Rika
00:31:44 Seed
00:45:57 Fresh Air in Zema
00:49:24 Real Net
00:56:20 Outro
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