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5th Circuit Opinion (2022): https://law.justia.com/cases/federal/appellate-courts/ca5/20-30731/20-30731-2022-03-15.html

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00:00 - Intro (a...wild one)

02:41 - Case begins

04:26 - Phillips family history

05:14 - Plain Dealing Road is cursed

06:23 - 2010 drama

10:25 - 2011 drama

16:50 - 2012 drama

31:13 - 2013 drama

32:23 - We have no idea when THIS drama happened???

34:59 - Back to 2013 drama

38:54 - 2014, 2015, 2015 drama

51:24 - 2017 drama

57:34 - 2018 drama

1:00:43 - THE APPEAL

1:08:52 - Reb's Rebuttal

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(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) Two cases this episode!

Case #1: Where do Supreme Court Justices watch dirty movies?

Case #2: Rick Springfield's Buttocks of Mass Destruction.

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00:00 - Intro

00:28 - Case #1 begins

09:18 - Case #2 begins

20:58 - THE CRUCIAL EVIDENCE PHOTO

34:02 - Reb's Rebuttal

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(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) A motorcycle club. A fight club. A kidnappers club. Three men, one victim. But only one of them is convicted.

Reb breaks out her DIY whiteboard for a very helpful visual aid of this very absurd kidnapping story. Spoiler alert: A Hail Mary motion is filed and...wins?!?!

This is United States v. Cornelius Green (2024).

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00:00 - Intro / Important context

05:34 - Case begins

08:01 - The Motion that never gets granted

09:15 - ALL OF THE DRAMA!

18:36 - The trial (and everything wrong with it)

29:23 - Verdict / Appeal

42:12 - Reb's Rebuttal

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(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) An IED blowing up your truck and feces in your lunchbox. It’s a workplace of nightmares, and that’s not even the half of it: Add in BB guns, potato guns, and more feces. I’m sure the boss did something about it, right….Right?…..RIGHT....?!?!?!?!

This is our first Reb's Round-Up episode—A rapid-fire (or as rapid as Reb can make it) laundry list of cases that deserve to be included in the Rebuttal Podcast universe but are too short to devote a full episode to. For this Round-Up, Reb gives you **8 bonus cases** to giggle, scoff, and yell about, including:

A scuba diving robbery of a Disney restaurant

A lawsuit against Mormon leaders for messing up the plot (literally)

An answer to one age-old question: Can you get a DUI in a Barbie Jeep?

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0:00 - Welcome to Reb’s Round-Up!

2:00 - Case #1

18:32 - Case #2

19:21 - Case #3

21:30 - Case #4

24:58 - Case #5

26:09 - Case #6

27:30 - Case #7

28:16 - Case #8

32:17 - Reb’s Rebuttal

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(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Pro-tip: If you're planning to leave 60+ threatening, profanity-laced voicemails for the Franklin County, Ohio judge presiding over your drunk-driving case, be *sure* to identify yourself by name, leave your phone number, and let her know you're *also* calling in bomb threats to a local bar, a Home Depot, a Best Western, and two nearby schools. AND don't forget to call the local sheriff's office 100 times to advise them, among other things, that one of their dispatchers is "probably fat as f***."

**No, this isn't real legal advice. This is sarcasm. But this case is very real.**

Listen to Reb unpack United States v. Yousif Mubarak (2025).

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0:00 - Intro / HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

1:42 - CASE BEGINS

5:15 - And a partridge in a pear tree

6:57 - VICTIMS: Every business with a phone number

8:22 - Character evidence is generally not admissible...

11:45 - ...Unless...

13:10 - Answering your hearsay questions real quick

15:34 - Recentering

19:26 - 2ND ARGUMENT ON APPEAL

20:54 - FINAL ARGUMENT ON APPEAL

23:44 - 2022 University of Idaho Murders + CSLI

24:12 - Kohberger's cell tower pings

25:02 - YOUSIF'S CSLI WITHOUT A WARRANT

28:44 - Never consent to a search!!!!!!!

29:51 - Next time, turn your phone off

31:57 - SHORT HOLIDAY CASE

33:39 - Reb's Rebuttal

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