Cabot Cove Confidential

Should Holly meet more people? Why put a welding mask on Freddie? How does everyone know where JB lives? Do you know your business associate's middle initials and corresponding notation? Can you be a super colony of ants for 48 years and not realize it? And what's your favorite Bulletproof; Mirabilis, La Roux, or buttery coffee?

Do you tune in to 'Janine On The Scene', or do you prefer 'Cistern In The Morning'? Would you go on Carl's chauffari tour? Is there a Mr Oats? Will our Elvis bit ever get funny? And can JB's criminology class help Tom get past his bias against shoe polish pompadours?

Has Paul ever done any work? What's up with Mike? How do you say Andrea? What acronynms can you make from the name "Adam" without it being amphibious? Should Hulk Hogan host WillWars? Thoughts on big glasses? And who cares about that necklace case?

Why is there a dust covered neck trainer in our basement? Are wild-eyed performer/stuntman/facilities managers still eligible for FLSA protection? Is a road flare as an ignition source over-kill in the desert? Did one mom's price gun topple a retail empire? And did Damien's love of Thunderheart positively prejudice him toward this episode?

Why aren't there any punchlines in the Hatterville strips? When is Jess getting a new lawyer? How does Julia Roberts keep stealing DeVito's roles? Did Jennie make good use of her Phrogger story opportunity? And will we hear Teddy next time we're at Cracker Barrell?