Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

60 épisodes

S3 E31 Dance Floor Dropper - Part One
01/07/2026 | 46 min
An iconic nightclub in the North of England has become a crime scene.
Someone shat in the middle of the dancefloor. Multiple times. How the hell did they do it without being seen? And more importantly... why?
We expected witnesses. We hoped for suspects. What we didn't expect (this early) was a confession.

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S3 E30 BONUS - Q2 Quarterly Crime Review
01/07/2026 | 42 min
The next installment of our quarterly bonus series has landed. In this episode, we sit down with Performance Consultant Helen McLaughlin (formerly Assistant to the Assistant Detective) to conduct a comprehensive review of our investigative performance.
Using industry-leading metrics and stakeholder feedback, we assess our handling of Q2’s cases: Who Shat Under The Silver Service Cloche?, Mayonnaise Madness and Willy Wonka Scam.
This quarter, PC Helen is definitely not holding back.

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S3 E29 Willy Wonka Scam - Part Two
17/06/2026 | 46 min
It’s time for our surprise foursome virtual date with Ian and Alana. The romantic intervention nobody asked for, but one we committed to anyway.
Will sparks fly? Or will this be the worst idea we've ever had? Only time will tell. But one thing is certain. Things are about to get… uncomfortable.
The next case opens on July 2nd.

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S3 E28 Willy Wonka Scam - Part One
03/06/2026 | 48 min
The Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow promised a world of pure imagination. What visitors found instead became one of the internet's most famous disasters.

This week, we hear the story from the people who lived it; the actor who played 'Willy Wonka', the actress who played the "Sad Oompa Loompa" and a mother and two children who can never unsee what they saw that day.

Our investigation begins with one simple mission - identify the biggest victim of the scam and get closure for them.

And then our innocent investigation suddenly takes a romantic turn that absolutely nobody asked for.

Part Two drops June 18th.

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S3 E27 BONUS - Q1 Quarterly Crime Review
02/06/2026 | 30 min
In this new series of quarterly bonus episodes, we sit down with Performance Consultant Helen McLaughlin (formerly Assistant to the Assistant Detective) to conduct a comprehensive review of our investigative performance.

Using industry-leading metrics and stakeholder feedback, we assess our handling of Q1’s cases: Phantom Cleaner, Doggy Bag and Boob Bandit.

Were investigative objectives achieved? Are we delivering value to our listeners? And most importantly, what do our KPIs reveal?

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Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? was a question shared by brides Helen McLaughlin and Karen Whitehouse after they tied the knot on 11 August, 2018 on a boat in Amsterdam. It was a question that launched a podcast, which led to the hiring of unqualified detective Lauren Kilby, the purchase of a €99 lie detector, and the bothering of some of the world’s best forensic experts - all in an attempt to find out “poo dunnit”. For season 2, the investigative trio take on a brand new mystery set in Sweden (Scandi Noir if you will) called The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case. For season 3, the unqualified detectives attempt to solve real non-crime crimes and ridiculous mysteries submitted by YOU - our precious listeners. Their selection criteria for new cases is simple: “Anything the police laugh at is a case for us.” And because ‘time is money’, all cases need to be cracked within 24 hours. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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