Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

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S3 E28 Willy Wonka Scam - Part One
03/06/2026 | 48 min
The Willy Wonka Experience in Glasgow promised a world of pure imagination. What visitors found instead became one of the internet's most famous disasters.

This week, we hear the story from the people who lived it; the actor who played 'Willy Wonka', the actress who played the "Sad Oompa Loompa" and a mother and two children who can never unsee what they saw that day.

Our investigation begins with one simple mission - identify the biggest victim of the scam and get closure for them.

And then our innocent investigation suddenly takes a romantic turn that absolutely nobody asked for.

Part Two drops June 18th.

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S3 E27 BONUS - Q1 Quarterly Crime Review
02/06/2026 | 30 min
In this new series of quarterly bonus episodes, we sit down with Performance Consultant Helen McLaughlin (formerly Assistant to the Assistant Detective) to conduct a comprehensive review of our investigative performance.

Using industry-leading metrics and stakeholder feedback, we assess our handling of Q1’s cases: Phantom Cleaner, Doggy Bag and Boob Bandit.

Were investigative objectives achieved? Are we delivering value to our listeners? And most importantly, what do our KPIs reveal?

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S3 E26 Mayonnaise Madness - Part Three
20/05/2026 | 42 min
It’s time for the final showdown with the perp.

The trap is set. Billy will arrive at Tobin’s house, expecting to see his friend for a pop up nacho event.

But his friend Tobin will not be there, and there will be no nachos tonight.

Instead two detectives will be lying in wait, ready to ambush him, strap him up to the USB polygraph military edition v 3.0 lie detector machine, and ask him the big question: WHY?

One thing is certain, we will get the answers we came for.

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S3 E25 Mayonnaise Madness - Part Two
06/05/2026 | 50 min
The phone number we’ve been accidentally sitting on this whole time is finally called, and the voice on the other end is a shock to say the least.
Is this really the work of one person? Or could there be a wider network of mayonnaise molesters operating within Detective LK’s inner circle?
We return to the Red Light District to question a dangerously familiar suspect from Season 1.
And then… the ambush. But when the moment comes, will the target walk straight into our trap or will he come prepared?

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S3 E24 Mayonnaise Madness - Part One
22/04/2026 | 40 min
Detective Lauren Kilby is no longer just a detective. She is now a victim.
Three anonymous deliveries. Unsolicited and increasing in size. Containing a substance that she hates more than anything…
Mayonnaise.
Someone in her inner circle is behind this, testing her, messing with her. Seeing if she can finally crack a case for once.
Then, a suspect from Season 1 resurfaces, and things get complicated. And very personal.
Someone out there is watching. We don’t know who. We don’t know why, but we do know one thing: this maniac has messed with the wrong Detective.

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Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? was a question shared by brides Helen McLaughlin and Karen Whitehouse after they tied the knot on 11 August, 2018 on a boat in Amsterdam. It was a question that launched a podcast, which led to the hiring of unqualified detective Lauren Kilby, the purchase of a €99 lie detector, and the bothering of some of the world’s best forensic experts - all in an attempt to find out “poo dunnit”. For season 2, the investigative trio take on a brand new mystery set in Sweden (Scandi Noir if you will) called The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case. For season 3, the unqualified detectives attempt to solve real non-crime crimes and ridiculous mysteries submitted by YOU - our precious listeners. Their selection criteria for new cases is simple: “Anything the police laugh at is a case for us.” And because ‘time is money’, all cases need to be cracked within 24 hours. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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