The Wizard Scroll

*Originally published on 1/3/2026 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS
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Songs used: Jaburo- Equip & FM Skyline ; Dating Start!, Dating Tense! & Dating Fight!- Toby Fox ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Tiki Village & Doc Amok- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Waltz for Europa- Rex Banner ; Liftoff- Amie Waters ; Bob-Omb Battlefield- Super Mario 64 OST
Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
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The boy finds himself home alone yet again, though his fun comes to a halt when a giant twister rolls into town. Now the boy and his trusty dog Frodo have to quest to meet Dr Oz, and even make a few new friends along the way...
Cast (in order of appearance)
Narrator - ⁠⁠⁠Chris Bauso⁠⁠⁠
the boy - ⁠Himself⁠
Dad - ⁠Tyler Moody⁠
Frodo - ⁠Jess McCoy⁠
Chuck Thunderfuck - Chris Bauso
Jack Link - Chris Bauso
Billy Mays - Himself
Dr Oz - ⁠AJ Fidalgo⁠
Gnomes - Chris Bauso
Princess Lyndee - Jess McCoy
Robert - Chris Bauso
Tin Man - Himself
Bongzilla - Tyler Moody
Boy Genius - ⁠DT Carel⁠
'Dr' Theb Oy - Chris Bauso
Orc J Simpson - Himself
Show Artwork by ⁠Nick Vanamee⁠
Background Ambiences by ⁠Michael Ghelfi⁠
Songs used: Tiki Village- ⁠Crash Twinsanity OST⁠ ; Alchemist's Corridor, Dream Corridor, Oedo Town & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- ⁠Equip⁠ ; Live Report, Death Report, It's Showtime!, & Hip Shop- ⁠Toby Fox⁠ ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Welcome to Crocodile Isle- DKC2 OST ; Adventurer- Ovani Syn Fantasy Vol3 ; Apple Woods, Concealed Ruins, Upper Steam Cave, Steam Cave, In the Future Through the Sea of Time & Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Old MacDonald Had a Farm- Kashido ; Black Smoke Red Sun & Night Egg- ⁠Qracle⁠ ; Mondays & Fridays- ⁠Pizza Tower OST⁠ ; Cbat- ⁠Hudson Mohawke⁠



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CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.

The boy finds himself home alone yet again, though his fun comes to a halt when a giant twister rolls into town. Now the boy and his trusty dog Frodo have to quest to meet Dr Oz, and even make a few new friends along the way...

Cast (in order of appearance)

Narrator - ⁠⁠Chris Bauso⁠⁠

the boy - Himself

Dad - Tyler Moody

Frodo - Jess McCoy

Chuck Thunderfuck - Chris Bauso

Jack Link - Chris Bauso

Billy Mays - Himself

Dr Oz - AJ Fidalgo

Gnomes - Chris Bauso

Princess Lyndee - Jess McCoy

Robert - Chris Bauso

Tin Man - Himself

Bongzilla - Tyler Moody

Boy Genius - DT Carel

'Dr' Theb Oy - Chris Bauso

Orc J Simpson - Himself

Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee

Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi

Songs used: Tiki Village- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Alchemist's Corridor, Dream Corridor, Oedo Town & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Live Report, Death Report, It's Showtime!, & Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Welcome to Crocodile Isle- DKC2 OST ; Adventurer- Ovani Syn Fantasy Vol3 ; Apple Woods, Concealed Ruins, Upper Steam Cave, Steam Cave, In the Future Through the Sea of Time & Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Old MacDonald Had a Farm- Kashido ; Black Smoke Red Sun & Night Egg- Qracle ; Mondays & Fridays- Pizza Tower OST ; Cbat- Hudson Mohawke

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Join me, ⁠Jon Anderson⁠, ⁠Ben Mills⁠ and special guests Jeremy Lemons and Floyd Lastname as we answer audience submitted questions! 50 big ones!
Links to everything: ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll⁠⁠⁠
Show artwork by ⁠⁠⁠Nick Vanamee⁠⁠⁠
Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- ⁠⁠⁠Equip⁠⁠⁠ ; Cima.jpg & Slippy- ⁠FM Skyline & Equip⁠ ; Seinfeld theme song ; Hip Shop- ⁠Toby Fox ⁠; Nexus- SPEARFISHER ; Earthling- Ovani Ambient Music Pack 8 ; Iceberg Lab- ⁠⁠Crash Twinsanity OST⁠⁠
Clips used: ⁠The Drink (Cup) Official Music Video | kobyshinobi⁠ ; ⁠Family Guy: Chester Cheetah⁠ ; Wizard Roll 1
See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Join me, ⁠Jon Anderson⁠, ⁠Ben Mills⁠ and special guests Jeremy Lemons and Floyd Lastname as we answer audience submitted questions! 50 big ones!

Links to everything: ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/thewizardscroll⁠⁠⁠

Show artwork by ⁠⁠⁠Nick Vanamee⁠⁠⁠

Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- ⁠⁠⁠Equip⁠⁠⁠ ; Cima.jpg & Slippy- ⁠FM Skyline & Equip⁠ ; Seinfeld theme song ; Hip Shop- ⁠Toby Fox ⁠; Nexus- SPEARFISHER ; Earthling- Ovani Ambient Music Pack 8 ; Iceberg Lab- ⁠⁠Crash Twinsanity OST⁠⁠

Clips used: ⁠The Drink (Cup) Official Music Video | kobyshinobi⁠ ; ⁠Family Guy: Chester Cheetah⁠ ; Wizard Roll 1
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