Oz 9

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Right, don't tell your parents we suggested this, but we kinda think the title of this episode would make a hell of a Halloween costume....

Ahem.

The away ship is basically nestled in the Oz 9's armpit, the ship's assassin is expiring faster than yesterday's dairy-based leftovers on the back seat of a hot car, the crew have to figure out how to hijack their own ship without weapons, strategy, or sufficient intellect to stay out of a silk tunnel when wearing pointy shoes, and it's TUESDAY.

Also, that's the last time I let Cpt. Jessie write the show notes.

Just listen. You'll figure it out.

You’ve been listening to:

Bonnie Brantley as Jessie, Donna, and Lady Nibble-Biscuit

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia.

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily

Pete Barry as Bob and the Bartender

David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius

Eric Perry as Joe, Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Mr Southers, and Howard

Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius

Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie

Michaela Gourley as the little girl

Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield and

Mark Restuccia as C4 from Best in Galaxy

Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two

And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

Until next time, Space Monkeys, maybe stock up on some extra gravity. You know, just in case....
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Hello? Anybody out there?

Oh, yeah, hey. It's been a minute. Soooooooo... where were we?

Right. When last we left our crew, they had managed to make it on the Maggies II and III and blast off from Planet Bob. Just barely before Planet Bob sort of ... blasted. Now that word feels funny. Blasted.

Question is, did the ships and their contents survive the explosion? Well, considering this episode is, what, 26 minutes long, I'm gonna go with "probably," or this is gonna be a hella awkward silence.

If Nattertop and Phil, the spiders aboard Maggie II and III respectively, survived, they certainly have their work cut out for them. Assuming, of course, the spiders plan to heal the crew ...

You've been listening to:

Pete Barry as Bob

Tim Sherburn as Colin

Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie

David S Dear as Tiberius and Dr. Theo Bromae

Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer, Howard, and Joe

Kevin Hall as Greg

Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia.

Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield

Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle

Kyle Jones is Narrator Two, and

Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors. 

Until next time, Space Monkeys, don't forget to stop and smell a flower or two. But keep your fists up — you never know when those little bastards might go for your throat.

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Yes, you read that title correctly. We have a profound respect for gerbils up here and won't hear a word against them. If you take issue with that, or indeed with Rodentia in general, well, we would remind you that the characteristic that defines Rodentia is a "single pair of continuously growing incisors in each of the upper and lower jaws,"* so let THAT keep you awake at night.

And that podcast you heard at the top of the show? Mission: Rejected. Make sure you check it out and give it five stars and all that good stuff.

You’ve been listening to: 

Pete Barry as Bob

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily

Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie

David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius

Eric Perry as Dr von Haber Zetzer, Mr Southers, Joe, and Howard

Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia.

Sarah Golding is Mrs Sheffield

Kyle Jones as Narrator 2, and

Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. 

Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fableandfolly.com and support our sponsors.

*OK, fine, it's from Wikipedia, we were in a hurry.
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Look, when your life is in the hands of someone who only recently gave up huffing glue, you keep your will updated and hope for the best.

Such is the situation our four guests find themselves in, but hey, they agreed to be part of this season of I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Off This Toxic Planet, so on their own heads be it, really.

Dr Theo (swoon) has sabotaged their escape "plan" for purposes that are hazy at best and really f*&king stupid at worst, and now the crew are stuck on a planet that's trying its celestial best to kill them.

Will they survive? More importantly, will IaCGMOTTP be renewed for another season? Until next time, Space Monkeys, go get some sun. Really, you're looking a little peaky.

Thanks as ever to the wonderful Mission: Rejected podcast for lending us their voices and talent and not immediately sending us a Cease & Desist order after reflecting upon their choices. (They recently did a live show — you can see the hilarious video here: https://youtu.be/KpGsFitlbS4?si=CGOg7_CIsKj2LRRo.)

You’ve been listening to:

Emmet Dowgin as the Director’s Assistant

Pete Barry as Bob

Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily

Caden Dowgin as the Director.

Bonnie Brantley as Donna and Jessie

David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius

Kevin Hall as Felonius and Greg

John Dowgin as Gritz

Eric Perry as Howard, Mr Southers, and Joe

Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie

Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia

Faith Dowgin as Mivv

Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield

Sarah Rhea Warner as Pipistrelle

J Michael DeAngelis as Telf

Bob Killian as Zblatt. 

Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two

And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator.

John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. 

Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

Oz 9 is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network. Please check out our sibling shows at fable and folly dot com and support our sponsors.
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Y'all. Y'ALL.

Ok, we've given you no reason to respect our judgment, but we're not wrong on this one. Sure, OK, we were wrong about the forniculator — yeah, that's not a thing — but we're right about this. You are going to LOVE this show.

WTFKMS is super-smart, funny, and moves faster than Olivia making fun of Madeline's math skills. Give the episode here a listen, then trot on over to your podcatcher of choice to binge all eight eps.

Do remember, please, to subscribe, rate, review, and share. It's a nice wee gift for the creators. :)

Find it here: whothefkilled.com
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