Two Guys on a Plane

• Passenger Pet Peeves

  Let's get into the good stuff—and by that, we mean the things that make our eyes twitch and our patience disappear at 35,000 feet. We asked you on Threads, “What’s something people do on planes or in airports that drives you absolutely nuts?” And wow… y’all did not hold back.From people who act like the overhead bins are their personal closets to those who think the aisle is a yoga studio, we’re diving into some of the most hilariously frustrating behaviors that we as flight attendants—and fellow travelers—see all too often. Whether you’re guilty of a few or just want to laugh (and maybe cringe) along with us, this one is packed with ridiculous stories, relatable rants, and a whole lot of side-eye. Buckle up. Episode Highlights:[0:21] Spring break madness, school chants, and flights full of chaos.[2:04] Our wildest recent flights—and yes, the passengers were singing.[4:35] Introducing the “gate lice” and other boarding zone nightmares.[5:50] Pet peeve #1: Backpack bin diggers and aisle blockers.[7:38] Bed-size blankets and full pajama sets… in public.[11:43] “Where’s baggage claim?”—While standing under the sign.[12:32] Airport wanderers with no traffic flow awareness.[16:44] The overhead bin drama: It’s not your bin, folks. [18:11] Liquid confusion at TSA… it’s been 20 years, y’all. [19:40] Phones on speaker, loud FaceTime convos, and the power of the hard stare. [21:26] Aggressive passengers and why being nice actually works. [23:21] Situational awareness: noise-canceling headphones ≠ ignorance pass. [25:40] Why people walking barefoot on planes should not be a thing. [28:15] Nail clipping, polish fumes, and the grossest things we’ve seen. [30:00] Galley yoga and unwanted mid-flight interpretive dance. [31:12] Escalator freeze-ups and people who block moving walkways. [35:00] People leaving trash everywhere—don’t be that person. Links & Resources:If you enjoyed our episode and want more humor, heart, and behind-the-scenes realness from flight attendant life, hit that follow button, leave us a review, and tell your crew! We’ve got a whole lot more coming your way—and we’re just getting started. See you next time, fam! 💺💬Thoughts on this episode? Text us!✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app. If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out the StaffTraveler app in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Visit stafftraveler.com/twoguys to learn more and sign up! Download StaffTraveler, the #1 Non-Rev App! ✈ Have a story you want to share on our show? Have you ever found yourself on a flight and thought – What Would ‘Two Guys on a Plane’ Do? Send us your wildest or funniest airplane story and we might just share it on a future episode! Tell Us Your Story! ✈ Want to join us on one of our upcoming group adventures? There are only a few spots left on our trips to Croatia, Egypt, and Thailand! View Itineraries + Book Your Spot! ✈ We couldn’t do it without your support! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community on Patreon at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Thank you so much for being part of our crew. Support Our Show on Patreon!

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• Why We Became Flight Attendants

  In this episode, we’re sharing the story that started it all leading us to a life at 35,000 feet. We’re rewinding the clock and taking you through our very first steps into the world of aviation. From spotting a newspaper ad to late-night wine-fueled job applications, our journeys to the jump seat couldn’t have been more different—but they both led us to a career we absolutely love.If you've ever been curious about the real-life process behind becoming a flight attendant—or thought it was just about slinging drinks in the sky—this one’s for you. We’re peeling back the curtain on the interview process, training challenges, and all the reasons why we still can’t get enough of this high-flying lifestyle. Whether you're thinking of joining the skies or just love a good origin story, come along for the ride.Episode Highlights:[0:26] Why we’re telling our own flight attendant origin stories.[1:01] Andrew’s spontaneous jump into aviation thanks to a newspaper ad.[3:43] Rich’s burnout moment, a couch, a glass of wine, and a whim job search.[7:21] Comparing our totally different interview processes—paper apps vs. phone screens.[13:36] The eye-opening realities of flight attendant training (spoiler: no, it’s not just drink service).[16:59] Switching airlines: Drew’s leap from regional to mainline after a decade in the skies.[20:39] What keeps us flying—the flexibility, the crew camaraderie, and the thrill of the takeoff.[23:45] Our love for this life and why we’re probably lifers.[24:44] How you can share your own flight attendant journey with us for #FlightAttendantFriday.  Links & Resources:If you enjoyed our origin story and want more humor, heart, and behind-the-scenes realness from flight attendant life, hit that follow button, leave us a review, and tell your crew! We’ve got a whole lot more coming your way—and we’re just getting started. See you next time, fam!Thoughts on this episode? Text us!✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app. If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out the StaffTraveler app in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Visit stafftraveler.com/twoguys to learn more and sign up! Download StaffTraveler, the #1 Non-Rev App! ✈ Have a story you want to share on our show? Have you ever found yourself on a flight and thought – What Would ‘Two Guys on a Plane’ Do? Send us your wildest or funniest airplane story and we might just share it on a future episode! Tell Us Your Story! ✈ Want to join us on one of our upcoming group adventures? There are only a few spots left on our trips to Croatia, Egypt, and Thailand! View Itineraries + Book Your Spot! ✈ We couldn’t do it without your support! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community on Patreon at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Thank you so much for being part of our crew. Support Our Show on Patreon!

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• Ask Us Anything!

  Welcome back to Two Guys on a Plane! This episode is extra special because it’s all about YOU. We opened up our Instagram and let you ask us anything — and you guys did not hold back. From how we met, to our favorite layovers, our most unforgettable celebrity encounters, and even our weirdest finds in the seatback pockets... we’re spilling it all.We’re soaring into flight attendant life, our personal travel hacks, favorite airports, and of course, plenty of hilarious stories along the way. Trust us, you’re gonna want to hear how a beer bath almost ended badly and why beef jerky might just save your next trip. Buckle up — this is a fun one!Episode Highlights:[0:00] Kicking off our AMA and talking about the chaos that is flying these days.[2:12] How we started Two Guys on a Plane and why our memes actually don't suck.[4:09] The story of how we met (hint: someone was a commuter!).[5:32] Our favorite Philly restaurants — and why you need to hit up Graffiti Bar.[6:49] What we do when we're not flying: happy hours, hiking (sort of), and concerts.[8:15] Favorite layovers (spoiler: it's not always the big cities!).[10:59] Non-rev life hacks and why StaffTraveler changed our travel game.[13:50] Favorite and least favorite airports — and why LaGuardia had a glow-up.[16:20] Good trip with a bad crew vs bad trip with a good crew (easy answer!).[16:34] Our favorite trip together — featuring beer baths and beach parties.[18:22] Celebrity encounters: from Julianne Hough to Flavor Flav.[20:37] Do flight attendants really have secret codes for passengers?[22:38] Must-haves in our carry-ons (yes, beef jerky is essential).[23:56] Our best jet lag survival tips.[24:41] Why we couldn't pick just one destination forever (and wouldn't!).[25:25] Favorite airlines to fly as passengers — it's like visiting family.[26:11] Best and worst parts of being a flight attendant: it’s all about the people.Links & Resources:Thanks so much for hanging out with us for this Ask Me Anything episode! If you had as much fun as we did, please take a second to rate, follow, and share Two Guys on a Plane with your friends — and don’t forget to leave us a review. We’ve got plenty more humor, heart, and wild stories from the beverage cart coming your way. SThoughts on this episode? Text us!✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app. If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out the StaffTraveler app in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Visit stafftraveler.com/twoguys to learn more and sign up! Download StaffTraveler, the #1 Non-Rev App! ✈ Have a story you want to share on our show? Have you ever found yourself on a flight and thought – What Would ‘Two Guys on a Plane’ Do? Send us your wildest or funniest airplane story and we might just share it on a future episode! Tell Us Your Story! ✈ Want to join us on one of our upcoming group adventures? There are only a few spots left on our trips to Croatia, Egypt, and Thailand! View Itineraries + Book Your Spot! ✈ We couldn’t do it without your support! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community on Patreon at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Thank you so much for being part of our crew. Support Our Show on Patreon!

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• How We Became 'Two Guys on a Plane'

  Hey y’all, it’s Rich and Drew—your favorite flight attendants and meme-makers—and we’re officially bringing you behind the curtain (and out of the galley) with the very first episode of the Two Guys on a Plane podcast! This “pilot” episode is our chance to spill all the tea on how our now-not-so-little Instagram account went from cheesy travel pics to a community-driven platform full of memes, laughs, and heartfelt stories from flight attendants around the world.We’re talking about where the name came from (spoiler: it’s more literal than you think), how our meme game got started (PowerPoint, anyone?), and the moment we realized that Two Guys on a Plane was more than just jokes—it was connection. We’re reflecting on everything from our Flight Attendant Friday feature to writing blog posts during COVID, and even what’s next for us (hello, group trips and podcast dreams!). Whether you’re a seasoned flyer or someone who just stumbled into our corner of the internet, this episode is full of hilarious memories, behind-the-scenes confessions, and a whole lotta heart.Episode Highlights:[0:21] Kicking off the podcast—who we are and why we’re doing this.[1:17] The very literal (and slightly ridiculous) naming process of Two Guys on a Plane.[2:34] Why we started the Instagram account and what we originally thought it’d be.[4:04] The meme that changed it all—and how PowerPoint played a starring role.[6:15] Our collaborative meme-making process and the evolution of our humor.[7:37] When we realized we were building more than a meme account—especially during COVID.[9:27] The birth of Flight Attendant Friday and why those stories matter so much.[11:43] Our comment section = constant comedy gold.[13:03] The ultimate undercover moment when a coworker didn’t realize she was working with us. [15:49] Is this what we thought Two Guys on a Plane would be? Not even close. [16:58] What’s next for us? Group travel, podcasting, merch—and who knows what else. [18:35] Wrapping up with merch, memories, and what you can expect from future episodes.Links & Resources:If you enjoyed our origin story and want more humor, heart, and behind-the-scenes realness from flight attendant life, hit that follow button, leave us a review, and tell your crew! We’ve got a whole lThoughts on this episode? Text us!✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app. If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out the StaffTraveler app in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Visit stafftraveler.com/twoguys to learn more and sign up! Download StaffTraveler, the #1 Non-Rev App! ✈ Have a story you want to share on our show? Have you ever found yourself on a flight and thought – What Would ‘Two Guys on a Plane’ Do? Send us your wildest or funniest airplane story and we might just share it on a future episode! Tell Us Your Story! ✈ Want to join us on one of our upcoming group adventures? There are only a few spots left on our trips to Croatia, Egypt, and Thailand! View Itineraries + Book Your Spot! ✈ We couldn’t do it without your support! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community on Patreon at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Thank you so much for being part of our crew. Support Our Show on Patreon!

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• Welcome Aboard Two Guys on a Plane!

  Buckle up, jet setters! We’re Drew and Rich — two seasoned flight attendants with enough miles traveled and coffee stains to last a lifetime — and we’re pulling back the galley curtain on life at 35,000 feet. On Two Guys on a Plane, we’ll share everything from hilarious mid-air meltdowns and heartfelt cabin confessions to the wildest in-flight moments we’ve faced, with just enough sarcasm to keep your tray tables upright and locked. While we can’t promise to get you a free upgrade, we can promise insider travel tips to keep you on your flight attendant’s good side! Follow now, sit back, relax, and join us for your new favorite in-flight entertainment!Thoughts on this episode? Text us!✈ This episode was brought to you by StaffTraveler, the #1 non-rev app. If you travel on standby and are looking to make your journey easy and stress-free, check out the StaffTraveler app in the Apple App Store or Google Play Store. Visit stafftraveler.com/twoguys to learn more and sign up! Download StaffTraveler, the #1 Non-Rev App! ✈ Have a story you want to share on our show? Have you ever found yourself on a flight and thought – What Would ‘Two Guys on a Plane’ Do? Send us your wildest or funniest airplane story and we might just share it on a future episode! Tell Us Your Story! ✈ Want to join us on one of our upcoming group adventures? There are only a few spots left on our trips to Croatia, Egypt, and Thailand! View Itineraries + Book Your Spot! ✈ We couldn’t do it without your support! As independent podcasters, we rely on audience support to keep our show going. Join our community on Patreon at the link below for exclusive content, early access, behind-the-scenes footage, and more! Thank you so much for being part of our crew. Support Our Show on Patreon!

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