The Athletic Football Show: A show about the NFL

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Sure, we could rank the NFL's best offenses from 1 to 15 and then tell you the rankings of each host. But then we wouldn't hear Robert call himself a "spineless piece of shit," we wouldn't hear Dave talk about making an offense out of a "ham bone and a moldy shoe," and we certainly wouldn't hear Derrik agonize over picking another NFC North team. So we're doing it this way. Join Robert Mays, Dave Helman, and Derrik Klassen as they draft the NFL's best offenses for 2026.

0:00 Welcome to the show
3:05 Bills
7:44 Cowboys
13:59 Rams
17:17 Patriots
22:25 Lions
26:31 Bears
34:04 Ravens
40:49 Chargers
45:50 Bengals
52:21 49ers
56:13 Packers
59:47 Jaguars
1:04:07 Chiefs
1:06:21 Vikings
1:09:14 Broncos
1:11:25 Honorable mentions
1:18:37 TAFS live show!

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Host: Robert Mays
Co-Hosts: Derrik Klassen and Dave Helman
Executive Producer: Michael Beller
Senior Producer: Katy Duffy
Social Producer: Scott Krinch

Follow Robert on Bluesky: @robertmays.bsky.social
Follow Derrik on Bluesky: @qbklass.bsky.social
Follow Dave on Bluesky: @davehelman.bsky.social
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Theme song: Haunted
Written by Dylan Slocum, Trevor Dietrich, Ruben Duarte, Kyle McAulay, and Meredith VanWoert / Performed by Spanish Love Songs
Courtesy of Pure Noise / By arrangement with Bank Robber Music, LLC
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Good news! All of the good stuff you saw from the players you like and all the bad stuff from players you don't like in preseason is real. But the things that don't affirm your existing opinion? Fake. Not going to happen again. Robert Mays and Dave Helman have a mix of both those opinions and more reactions to the first preseason action of 2026.

0:00 Welcome to the show
3:54 Arizona Cardinals-Las Vegas Raiders
4:30 Jeremiyah Love injury
8:29 Fernando Mendoza
9:52 Jeremiyah Love pre-injury
14:24 Chase Bisontis
15:25 Ty Simpson
16:39 Stetson Bennett
21:16 R Mason Thomas
21:42 Drew Allar
23:50 Jager Burton & Aaron Banks
28:24 Caleb Douglas
28:49 Kadyn Proctor
29:49 De'zhaun Stribling
30:33 Jakobi Lane
32:49 Jack Bech
34:46 Matthew Hibner
37:35 Marlin Klein
39:55 Cincinnati Bengals-Detroit Lions
45:06 Cleveland Browns quarterbacks
52:20 Browns receivers
54:21 Carolina Panthers-Buffalo Bills
56:07 Seattle Seahawks-Dallas Cowboys
56:46 Jamal Adams
57:51 Tennessee Titans-San Francisco 49ers
59:46 Other positive performances

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Host: Robert Mays
Co-Hosts: Dave Helman
Executive Producer: Michael Beller
Senior Producer: Katy Duffy
Social Producer: Scott Krinch

Follow Robert on Bluesky: @robertmays.bsky.social
Follow Dave on Bluesky: @davehelman.bsky.social
Follow Robert on X: @RobertMays
Follow Dave on X: @DaveHelman_

Theme song: Haunted
Written by Dylan Slocum, Trevor Dietrich, Ruben Duarte, Kyle McAulay, and Meredith VanWoert / Performed by Spanish Love Songs
Courtesy of Pure Noise / By arrangement with Bank Robber Music, LLC
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Robert Mays slowly but surely made his way back to the Midwest from the mid-Atlantic on his training camp tour this week, kicking things off with the Eagles and wrapping it up with the Browns. In between, he made stops in Pittsburgh and Buffalo. As such, you'll hear from Eagles beat writer Zach Berman, Steelers beat writer Mike DeFabo, Bills beat writer Joe Buscaglia, and Browns beat writer Zac Jackson on this episode of The Athletic Football Show.

Rundown (timestamps are approximate)
4:06 Eagles
31:00 Steelers
1:00:03 Bills
1:25:15 Browns

Host: Robert Mays
With: Joe Person, Nate Atkins, Daniel Popper and Jon Machota
Executive Producer: Michael Beller
Senior Producer: Katy Duffy
Social Producer: Scott Krinch

Follow Robert on Bluesky: @robertmays.bsky.social
Follow Derrik on Bluesky: @qbklass.bsky.social
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Theme song: Haunted
Written by Dylan Slocum, Trevor Dietrich, Ruben Duarte, Kyle McAulay, and Meredith VanWoert / Performed by Spanish Love Songs
Courtesy of Pure Noise / By arrangement with Bank Robber Music, LLC
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Between starter announcements, preseason game statuses, and late-camp signings...we couldn't possibly cover all of the big NFL training camp news in one show. So we didn't! Dave Helman and Derrik Klassen run it back for part two of training camp storylines.

Accompanied reading: Bo Nix's area of improvement, https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7503885/2026/08/11/broncos-bo-nix-quarterback-improvement-progressions/

2:43 Kyler Murray & Minnesota Vikings
7:40 What's next for JJ McCarthy
13:19 Bo Nix & Denver Broncos
18:06 Michael Penix Jr & Atlanta Falcons
19:07 Penix vs Tua Tagovailoa
20:14 Caleb Williams/Ben Johnson & Chicago Bears
25:01 Deebo Samuel & San Francisco 49ers
30:41 Elandon Roberts & Pittsburgh Steelers
33:40 Devin White & Detroit Lions
34:39 Darren Waller & Carolina Panthers
37:47 Jonathon Brooks
40:11 Marlon Humphrey/Nate Wiggins & Baltimore Ravens
41:50 Cade Mays
46:18 Jadeveon Clowney & Houston Texans
50:05 Emmanuel Ogbah & Kansas City Chiefs

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Co-Hosts: Derrik Klassen and Dave Helman
Executive Producer: Michael Beller
Senior Producer: Katy Duffy
Social Producer: Scott Krinch

Follow Derrik on Bluesky: @qbklass.bsky.social
Follow Dave on Bluesky: @davehelman.bsky.social
Follow Dave on X: @DaveHelman_

Theme song: Haunted
Written by Dylan Slocum, Trevor Dietrich, Ruben Duarte, Kyle McAulay, and Meredith VanWoert / Performed by Spanish Love Songs
Courtesy of Pure Noise / By arrangement with Bank Robber Music, LLC
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Tired: Ranking. Wired: Drafting. On this episode of The Athletic Football Show, Robert Mays, Derrik Klassen and Dave Helman draft who they think will be the best defenses in the NFL. Three drafters, five teams apiece, whoever's quintet ends the season with the best EPA per play wins. Derrik is on the clock...

0:00 Welcome to the show
4:35 Houston Texans
10:14 Seattle Seahawks
16:02 Los Angeles Rams
22:01 Philadelphia Eagles
27:21 Denver Broncos
33:00 Cleveland Browns
42:23 Pittsburgh Steelers
49:18 Baltimore Ravens
53:30 Minnesota Vikings
59:09 Jacksonville Jaguars
1:06:01 Buffalo Bills
1:12:36 Kansas City Chiefs
1:15:44 New York Giants
1:20:20 New England Patriots
1:20:45 New Orleans Saints
1:20:57 Dallas Cowboys
1:25:50 Los Angeles Chargers
1:29:11 Indianapolis Colts
1:31:39 Recap
1:33:09 LIVE SHOW!

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Host: Robert Mays
Co-Hosts: Derrik Klassen and Dave Helman
Executive Producer: Michael Beller
Senior Producer: Katy Duffy
Social Producer: Scott Krinch

Follow Robert on Bluesky: @robertmays.bsky.social
Follow Derrik on Bluesky: @qbklass.bsky.social
Follow Dave on Bluesky: @davehelman.bsky.social
Follow Robert on X: @RobertMays
Follow Dave on X: @DaveHelman_

Theme song: Haunted
Written by Dylan Slocum, Trevor Dietrich, Ruben Duarte, Kyle McAulay, and Meredith VanWoert / Performed by Spanish Love Songs
Courtesy of Pure Noise / By arrangement with Bank Robber Music, LLC
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.